Doubtful my cousin Joni will join this board after this email from Raven

[Emperor Napoleon]

In a severe lapse of judgment I gave Raven my cousin Joni's email address. Apparently he has been emailing her non-stop since I gave it to him. Below I have copied his first email to her. I told her to not worry he isn't really dangerous just messed up in the head. She is seriously not interested in this board now. Thanks Raven! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img] Here's his first email to her, I may post some of the other ones later:
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hi joney,

Hi this is Sean or Raven from the Cincinnati Debate Society board. My cousin your friend Gary, gawd I'm so stupid! I mean my friend your cousin Gary or Gl as he calls himself do you know who I mean? He gave me your email address I hope you dont mind.

I am a moderator on the board which means I can alter comments and ban people and all kinds of coolio shit. Oooops! Sorry. My bad I didn't mean to cuss at you. I forget sometimes. I am kinda mentally challenged they tell me. But don't tell GAry I said that he would make fun of me!

Do you ever listen to MUSIC? I LOVE Korn. Not the vegtable but the band Korn. I think the vegtable is spelled C-O-R-N but I'm not real sure. I hate vegtables thet make me poop.

Anyway I am really into KORN.

Oh wait! damn. Theres one vegtable I do like thats pumkins. I love pumkins because Halloween is like my best favorite time of the year. I dress up like Hoss from Bonanza only as a witch. Do you ever watch Bonanza? Its an old show like odler than me. It was like an NYPD Blue only out west and not in the city and like 200 years ago or something. Or whatever.

Can I have your phone number?

I wangt to call you and talk about Gary when he was a little kid. Do you have any pictures? When I say "Gary" I mean your cousin GL from the Cincinnati Debate Society you do known that right I'm not wasting my time emailing you am I?

Oh my bad i forgot why I emailed you. Stupid stupid stupid Raven.

If you come to the board at WWW.HOSTBOARD.COM will you be on my side?

See it;s like this. Sometimes I like dont write real good and spell thigns wrong and have bad grammer. And then someone points it out to me and that MAKES ME SO MAD I GET ALL RED AND GO MEDIEVAL! Korn is so cool though.

Can you keep a big secret? I have a big crush on JDF on the board. I want to tell her but I'm afraid she would laugh at me or something. Her initials stand for JIMMY DEAN FAN. I dont like sausage that much it makes me burp and sometimes fart. JDF is Sluggos sister I think or something.

So if you are Gary's cousin, you know my friend GL from the board? Do you guys have the same godparents or same aunts and uncles or something? I can never remember what cousin and different family names mean.

I have my own board too. I can send you a link to it. You want me to? I work downtown. I like Skyline. Do they have Skyline chili places in your part of Cincinnati? We should go there every friday together. you want to?

I hate John Kerry. I think he is stupid eevn more stupider than others. But he would be a good president i guess. I don't know. Jumper would know he was a marine I think.
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Leave her alone Raven! Dumbass psycho.

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[jdf]

Thanks GL.

I just spit coffee through my nose, all over the monitor.

p.s. I always suspected that about Raven, but I wouldn't want to hurt Lindsay's feelings. I have refrained from posting any emails from Raven that I get. Somehow, he always gets my work address, and then the firewall has to intercept them, and then he uses a proxy server....

I mean, enough already!

right GL?

[Raven Soul]

*cracks knuckles*

It is so on.

[Emperor Napoleon]

Exactly JDF, he can't take a hint it seems. Here's his 2nd email to my cousin:
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Joney dude! You didn't answer my email are you mad at me or something? Why haven't you came to the board yet? We have a lot of fun there. It's at www.hostboard.com Do you have speakers on your computer or are you using a mainframe? I know everything about computers mostly from being a moderator. It rocks. I want to send you soem KORN music and some of my own songs. I want tobe on American Idol but I hate Simon. I think he would make me so nervous I would pee on myself right there on stage. That would suck. I guess. I dunno. I just wish you would email me back I want to send you some KORN music and stuff from there web site so you can get to know it before coming to the board at www.hostboard.com at the Cincinnati Debate Society where I know your friend I mean COUSIN damit! Gary.

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Why don't you go see a doctor?

[jdf]

you know how Kentucky folk have trouble differentiating all those different possible family combinations.

I just set up my email to filter out emails from him....Poor Joni...

Poor LINDSAY.

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[Emperor Napoleon]

I know. Poor Raven as far as that goes, he won't get help...